Birthday

FF13

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Happy Birthday.
FF16

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Happy Birthday.
FF17

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But at least you don't have to get your anal glands drained.

Happy Birthday.
FF19

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Happy Birthday.
FF20

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No one can get mad at you.

Happy Birthday.
FF21

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May your birthday be this good.
FF22

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Hope you get your wish.

Happy Birthday.
FF24

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But I wound up licking my balls all morning, so... maybe next year.

Happy Birthday.
FF51

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And then I ate it.

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FF62

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In a very loving, celebratory way, of course. Happy Birthday.

FF63

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But soft food is delicious, so you’ve got that going for you. Happy Birthday.

FF64

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...and then eat the puke. Happy Birthday.

FF69

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I might not pee for the next week. Happy Birthday.

FF74

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...like eat cake and roll on a dead bird. Happy Birthday.

FF75

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...but I got carried away and now you don’t have a head. Happy Birthday.

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You're welcome.

Happy Birthday.
FF97

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I think you're there.

Happy Birthday.
FF101

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It's going to be fabulous.

Happy Birthday.
FF103

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..and I've been chasing it ever since.

Happy Birthday.
FF104

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Yep, that's it. I got you thoughts.

Happy Birthday.
FF105

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Nothing yet, but I did see two squirrels humping.

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FF106

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Happy Birthday.
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Which is what I call a Tuesday.

Happy Birthday.
FF109

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But that would involve jumping and wasting food.

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FF110

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...you just stay on the porch and bark obscenities.

Happy Birthday.
FF114

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Give it a minute for the smell to clear.

Happy Birthday.
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A few of the neighbors yelled something. I think it was "Happy Birthday.”
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The more candles, the bigger the cake.

Happy Birthday.